The Stallions continued their hot run of form by clinically dispatching North Wellington Villa on Saturday afternoon. With the Stallions struggling to name a starting eleven a few days before the game, an SOS call was issued to every friend, mate, facebook acquaintance, wife. No previous experience necessary. Must be able to pull on boots and last 90 minutes without getting injured (note that the Stallions impose a higher standard on ring-ins than their own starting eleven...). In the end three new Stallions were capped: Postie, Gus' mate Nick and James from the Uni Accies. All three played a vital role in getting the Stallions the win.
So on an overcast Wellington afternoon the mighty Stallions took to  the artificial turf, ready to do battle with a bare eleven and Gus as  ref. The irony of finally being able to play with rolling subs, without any subs, was not lost on anyone.
The first half started brightly for the Stallions with a fair  amount of possession won and chances created, including a cross whipped  in by Postie which tantalisingly beat the keeper and kept rolling past  the far post with no Stallion present to claim the tap in.  With  Stallions in possession, Paddy spent most of the first half crossing,  delivering corners, shooting or fetching the ball from over the fence. 
The "Stallion" moment then occurred.  The Stallions coughed up  possession in their own half, and Villa played the ball into the box  with their striker volleying to Paul's left, who, with a dexterity that  belies his frame, instinctively tipped the ball over the bar.  Clean  sheet preserved, and Stallion label earned in less than a second.
The end of the first half saw a few dangerous turnovers go the way  of Villa as the Stallions pushed forward, but ultimately to no avail,  thanks to some good defensive work by the Stallions back four.
Halftime: nil all.
The Stallions again started brightly and continued to surge forward  on a number of ocassions with James and Postie working hard up front to  give options.  James was rewarded for his hard graft by latching onto a  pass from Gus who won the ball off a Villa mistake.  James calmly  slotted the ball far post after the keeper had come out to meet him,  earning him possible recriminations from his Accies team mates later in  the season.
The second half saw the Stallions midfield getting tired with gaps  opening up (notwithstanding the tireless running from the Stallions  ruggishishly good looking midfielders), but the Stallions defence really  stood up in the second half, with the only shots from Villa being  ostensibly long range efforts. This was no doubt a combination of Jason  kicking lumps out of their strikers and Tangi continuing to win every  ball that came his way in the air.  As a further testament to the rigour  of the Stallions defending the Villa striker "Rusty" was pulled from  the field with 15 minutes to go.  Both sides seemed to sigh a breath of  relief knowing that the inane chatter that was brought to the field of  play would at least be relegated to the sideline.  Despite a couple of  efforts which were easily neutralised by Paul, Villa never really looked  like scoring.
Then came the Pony moment.  Postie on the ball passed to  Paddy who was calling for it outside the opposition 18 yard box.   Unfortunately Postie's pinpoint pass went staight to yours truly, who  stepped over the ball to let it go to Sawyer, who would have undoubtedly  put it top corner.  Of course it didn't get within a bull's roar of  Paddy and a chance to take the ball onto goal was missed.  Pony status  earnt in less than a nano-second.
Other notable highlights from the game included:
Stand in skipper for the day, Aaron firing up the troops before the  game, by exclaiming that everything was set for a good "friendly" ;
Nick upstaging Tangi by wearing orange fluorescent boots;
Nick performing the most turns in one game; and
Spencer bringing the Stallions rent a crowd along.
 All in all, a good competitive game with a good result earned by  Stallions hard graft.  Watch out Div 6 the Stallions are on a roll...

 
2 comments:
By "ruggishly good looking" do you mean "ruggedly good looking", "rogueishly good looking", or are you insinuating all us midfielders have rugs a la Wayne Rooney?
Given the author, ruggishly surely means hairy-chested?
Fact: Paddy was once known by work mates as Monkey Boy. Apparently his forearms are hilariously hairy (wtf?)
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