Fantasy points vs North Wellington Wolves

I forgot to add this photo with my match report last week.  It summed up my day.  At the pub afterwards, having a beer and a wedge, and a big dollop of sour cream ends up in my drink.  The upside is that we've worked out the punishment if you don't score a goal this season - skull a beer with a BIG dollop of sour cream in it!

Graham - 60+, CS, 3 saves = 8

Tangihaere - 60+, Defensive Clean Sheet = 7
Paddy - 60+, DCS = 7

Tim - 60+, DCS = 7

Tom - 60+, DCS, D goal, 3bp = 17

Lachlan - 60+, DCS, D goal = 14

Chris - 60-, CS = 6

Gerald - 60+, Mid CS, assist = 7

Lloyd - 60+, MCS, 2bp = 7

Heath - 60+, MCS, M goal = 9

Carrick - 60+, MCS, M goal, assist, 1bp = 13

Bakky - 60+, assist = 5

Rauru - 60+ = 2 :(

Goals (assists) - Carrick (Bakky), Tom (Gerald), Lachlan (none given), Heath (Carrick)

Stallion - Tom for his cracking strike from 30 out.  

Other contenders include Lachlan for his goal from 30 out (up there with Tom's but it was a shit first touch that put him in position and he slipped as he kicked the ball) and Chris for taking down a man literally twice his size.  Getting called a 'maggot' was good entertainment value as well.

Pony - Bakky for his disgraceful bakky-healed attempt at scoring when he could have paid it on a plate for G (the fact that G would have blazed over anyway doesn't matter).  His attempt at saying there was a man in between them when the only thing between them was 3m of fresh air, and his 5-year-old-boy cry of "Mummy!  Why won't they pass it to me on the left!" tops it off.

Other votes went to Graham for charging out of goal only to clear the ball straight to their strikers, then walking back to the penalty spot to pick daises while the defenders threw themselves about trying to maintain the clean sheet, and Paddy for the ultimate in unStallion-like behaviour of kicking one of their players off the ball like a petulant child after a minor tussle.