Player Profile: Lachlan
Position:
On my back with leg raised usually in a hospital operating theatre…. If not then striker or goalie, I like to do as little running as possible.
Stallion Hall of Fame:
Inaugural golden boot winner (with a measly 4 or 5 goals as we only scored a dozen odd that year…) The most prone Stallion on the long term injury front. Stallion that has paid the most amount of money per game to play for the mighty team due to injury proneness.
How many seasons as a Stallion?
Hmmm 3 but technically you could probably argue that it equates to one full season. Still an original Stallion however and they are few and far between these days.
Are you a dual Stallion? If so what game are you best at?
No have not been called up for the cricket team probably because Rauru is scared ill show up his bowling skills again, long story short Rauru got spanked playing for Paekakariki, I came on to bowl for his expensive ass and took a five-for on debut and yes they may have been young but you didn’t get them out did you!
Greatest Stallion Moment?
Playing the inaugural season, yes we were shit but it was the start of what has become a proud institution and am pleased to see the tradition is living on!
Worst Stallion Moment?
Has to be the collecting the set of left knee ligament tears third game of the season in 2006. Was looking forward to a good season after a couple of years away and then it was all over in a flash… still an ACL tear didn’t manage to stop me from subbing Ben B after too nutsed goals in 5 minutes! I need video proof that Benny B has become Peter Cech the Second…
Describe your last goal for the Stallions.
Too long ago too remember, can tell you the worst miss however. Wainui at Wainui decent size sideline crowd. Ball was passed back to the keeper, sniped in and got there before the keeper, beautiful touch to round him and then side footed it gloriously right of the open goal…
Complete the sentence - As a player I am susceptible to ...
knee injuries… however have picked up a bionic leg for my return in 2009!
Most under-rated Stallion?
Jason – for a big man he has skills, saw him come of age his first year.
Finish this sentence. The Stallions need more?
Physios/Doctors/Trainers/Nurses in tight little skimpy outfits with black fishnet stockings and … sorry what was the question
Which international player are you most like?
Ronaldo (the original) injury prone, can score the odd scorcher, likes booze and food.
Where will the Stallions finish in 2008?
Better than we have achieved ever before hopefully, season looks as though it may have promise…
2 comments:
Forget Petr Cech, Ben B is Iker fricken Casillas!
Gladly welcoming him back this week after conceding 6 goals in two games (thanks for the effort G and Core!)
For the record, I have asked you many times to play for the cricket Stallions, and in regards to your 5-for, it wasn't that the whole team was young, just the 9 year old you got out LBW at the end. And the other 4 wickets were all one handed jumping boundry catches (a la Nathan Astle), all by me if memory serves correctly.
And your last goal was against Olympic. Ball popped out to you and you chipped the keeper who was trying to run back into his goal.
And if you're going to compare yourself to Ronaldo it's because you like transvestite hookers, not because of your goal scoring ability! How are those Thai lady boys by the way?
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