Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Heard on the sidelines #5

"**** ****** Stallions **** *** defence **** ****** wheres the ***** midfield, **** you referee, you cant *****see that from down there, what the **** are you doing! You are a ******* ****. **** this, I'm going on and I'm going to play ****** striker!, ******, 'SUB!' ... ***** *****!!! ***** ********!!!

Corey on his way to becoming the first ever non-player (well, he limped on for a bit, conceded a couple of goals) to recieve the pony. His response: 'What the ****! I get this for showing more ******* aggression then any of you ***** on the field. Get ******"

Charming.

7 comments:

Rafa said...

and then "This will look good sitting next to my Player of the Year 2009 trophy". Haven't seen a sulk like that since Nicholas Anelka. Le Sulk!!

R said...

To be fair though, after having a think about it, it should have gone to that brother of mine. That first goal is Pony worthy in anyone's book. I should have punched him in the face.

purely belter said...

Oh Get f**ked ;)

energy24.7 said...

That is outstanding Corey. I wish I was there.
In fact I was probably throwing the same tantrum at my game/training so know exactly where you're at!

purely belter said...

Bah typical media beat up Nick.

Must write for news of the world on the weekends

005 said...

Funny, how's your season starting off Nick?

energy24.7 said...

Haha, like you need to ask. You've seen the results.

It's been a shambles, resulting in me training with Wellington United last week, and then the IB first team coach resigning which now has me back at IB. Hopefully we can get on track today...