Heard on the sidelines - the pre season

Corey: 'I'm like Ashley Cole, you can't dislodge me from left back'.

Closely followed by: 'this year the left back's role will be less roaming'.

Same old Stokes Valley

Ah, the good old days playing the Killer Bees and Nth Wgtn Varsity.

Don't think Corey was the ref, although he wasn't playing for us...

Question though, how, if the ref is from one of the teams, is he able to send people off?

Heard on the sidelines #5

"**** ****** Stallions **** *** defence **** ****** wheres the ***** midfield, **** you referee, you cant *****see that from down there, what the **** are you doing! You are a ******* ****. **** this, I'm going on and I'm going to play ****** striker!, ******, 'SUB!' ... ***** *****!!! ***** ********!!!

Corey on his way to becoming the first ever non-player (well, he limped on for a bit, conceded a couple of goals) to recieve the pony. His response: 'What the ****! I get this for showing more ******* aggression then any of you ***** on the field. Get ******"

Charming.

There you go jamie - another caption contest

I know we have seen both these guys before, but this is classic ...

The Great Stallions Captioning Contest 1

Here we go, another of Jamie's photos from last season. There are some good ones,and if you played vs Stop Out first round last season you will feature (some in more embarassing situations than others - bleeding helped draw Jamie's attention!). I'm going to release these photographs slowly. At least 3 good captions required for this one before we move on.

Player Profile - Corey

Position:
Left back

Stallion Hall of Fame:
Umm does 2007 season colt count?

How many seasons as a Stallion?
This is my 2nd season

Are you a dual Stallion? If so what game are you best at?
No

Greatest Stallion Moment?
Surviving 90minutes without subbing off injured

Worst Stallion Moment?
Losing to those muppets wgtn e-lite,then reading their poxy match report

Describe your last goal for the Stallions.
Are you having a laugh, I am yet to score a goal (not through lack of trying).

Complete the sentence - As a player I am susceptible to
...getting injured and mouthing off at the opposition .

Most under-rated Stallion?
Jamie our keeper he needs more self belief though if last season was bad I can’t wait for a great season

Finish this sentence. The Stallions need more?
Wins than anyone else,then we will surely win the league.

Which international player are you most like?
John Terry

Where will the Stallions finish in 2008?
top of the table

Photo: Corey doesn't much like cats.