Friday, May 22, 2009

The case of the missing stallion

The Stallion has not been seen now for 3 weeks. The last 3 recipients have not received their glittering trophy, and his status is now uncertain. The last person seen with the Stallion was Nick White, which makes sense since he has a history of stealing our trophies (remember the great lost pony saga of 2006?), and has not been at the game/post game sessions since he was awarded the prize. It was Tristin who first pointed the finger, and he's dodgy as hell and has a history of Stallion abuse (remember last season's dumping in the rubbish bin?) so he's got to be a suspect.

We need to find the Stallion, and then settle on a suitable fine.

3 comments:

Nick said...

Slanderous to allege that I haven't been seen at a game or aftermatch since. Attended the Anderson park victory to pick up some memorable lessons in midfield play from Aaron & Ben. Sadly missed last week's wondergoals but have heard all about it...

The Stallion has been roaming the ranges but I sense a galloping return home coming...

005 said...

Whoa cowboy, nothing meant by that. I meant you have not been there when Stallions/ponies have been exchanged, winners settled on - times where the question of 'where is the stallion?' have come up. Your commitment can not be questioned ...

In other Stallion news, just checked the blog stats - we have been getting over 50 visits a day this week - for a squad of 15 is pretty odd. Keyword searches are interesting - 62 on Wellington United Elite - they might have found their way here. Giddyup, I hope you can back up those fighting words - even with those knees!

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