Fines etc

Pony, Stallion and MVP provoked a lot of discussion among those that were at the fine session. Fair to say that there were a lot of candidates for Stallion and the points, and two clear candidates for Pony.

Graham already revealed that we ended up voting Tangi as Stallion. After much discussion about whether chop leading to the goal was Gus or Joe's fault we ended up making Joe pony, mainly because of his post-match claims that it was all Gus's fault and he didn't want the Pony (on the other hand Gus was more heavily fined so go figure).

Tangi also got the three MVP points, two for Lloyd, and one for Hodges (despite the goal).

Best fines:

Jason - not having a fight
Joe - High fiving Rauru immediately after Rauru's cock grabbing celebration
Panda - showing up
Aaron - Kahu fine for running madly after the ball and then not being able to figure out where it had gone
Hodges - Worst goal. Ever. (this involved setting a new precedent for how much you get for having this honour)
Gus - nakedness (again)
Rauru - falling to his knees to pray to Jebus after his header miss
Rauru - claiming that their defender 'had his hands all over me' and 'if he wants to touch me he should do it properly'
Spencer - first Stallion ever to be forgotten from the fine session

Basically, despite having one of our best ever games, everyone was fined heavily. I have't added all the fines up, but its safe to say that everyone owes lots and you should come to the game next week ready to pay up. There were some big threats on Saturday night about what will happen to those that don't.