The psycho xi

I wonder if we will have enough for a whole team by the end of the season. The list to be updated:

Goalkeeper - Island Bay 3rds (preseason): Nutter. Running around, out of position, yelling at Rauru's headband, warned by the ref for being a dick, did not like losing to a lowly Div 7 side. Best quote (pointing at Rauru after a goal kick): 'That's your head'. Okay, I don't know if he pointed, but it sounds better. Likely to be pushed hard for this position by traditional favourite the Marist keeper through the season.

Left back - Marist Cobras: Clearly playing the wrong sport. Hacked, pushed, elbowed his way through 90 minutes, bringing many behind his back apologies from his teammates, and a decent serve from Gus. Took Rauru out from behind about 2 seconds after a pass (wait, there's a recurrent theme here - Rauru). Best quote: Nothing - the traditional silent hard man, didn't say a word or change his menacing expression the whole match - probably wondering what that round ball was.

Coach - Olympic have been relegated, but we might have to drag their angry coach back. I wonder if will shout and swear so much at his new team who might bite back.