Fines and awards vs Petone:
Stallion:
Jamie - 1st game in the field for 20 years! A great return. A keeper no more.
MVP:
3 - Mike B - 'these are my conditions' - so it proved.
2 - Spencer - Everywhere - huge game in the air.
1 - Gus - a goal of genius proportion and much more.
Pony - Sorry Ben H - it was generally agreed you were crap, and were responsible for the goal. Plus you had a pony moment - the little jig in the corner holding the ball up. Bad.
Best fines:
- Everybody who had less shots than Mike B!
- Gman - the anti Chuck Norris - 'i got a big throw and I ain't afraid to use it' - then why are your throws so floaty?
- Spencer - the first Stallion to wear skins.
- Spencer - wearing skins in the shower.
- Nick g - Literally throwing mud at opposition.
- Nick G - Hitting on Larissa's sister.
- Robin - the Don Clark fine - get over the ball son!
- Aaron - Claiming Tristin's goal (I'm telling you - it glanced my laces!).
- Gus - Eyeing up the naked, dreaded rugby player in the shower.
- Gus - The Glassons affair.
-Tristin - Shouldering Aaron away on the penalty spot.
- Tristin - So close but so far - the goal that wasn't.
10 comments:
Holy s**t there's some big fines owed there! Aaron, better start calling in the debt collecters. Some people need to start chipping away at it me thinks (I'll pay my 5 cents when I get back).
Its true - we might need a new Stallions roll - the debt collector! Or at least a talk about what we do with people whose fines have reached over say $60. We might have to take on a political roll and give them all a fine break.
Flicker! you've come home, oh you silly pony, i was so worried...
Nice one Ben. I was a little harsh in describing the reasons for your award (it was the time-wasting jig really) - but as normal you have taken it in good spirit. I mean, we could not go through the whole season without Hodges getting the pony. But 'Flicker'- were did that come from!
Oh yeah - G, just to let you know - your jump up the fine table can at least partially be explained through the 'credit' of $10 for coming last in the Euro08 pools.
a 50 cent fine to anyone who knows where "flicker" comes from...(myself excluded)
This is your referee speaking...I call full time on Nick G's fines and only 2 minutes added on. Some sound common sense from Rauru and 005 here about the fines situation. A need to look at the big picture re. fines, perhaps.
you should stop giving him yellow cards then.
If we have an end of season award for 'least valuable player', I will win with no competition in sight.
I've never one the stallion over three seasons, and I'm yet to register a single MVP point since the system was introduced.
I've also successfully taken out the pony three times in the last two seasons, twice because apparantly "I've never had it before".
I cna see the red rising in the face as that comment was written.
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