Friday, April 29, 2016

Brooklyn double punch KOs stallies 4-1

We never did agree a pony in the collective post match sigh, although I did offer myself for an short lived attempt to go 'coast to coast' at 0-3 (my dark clouds brewing goalkeeping alter ego "Mr. Happy" was awoken from a long hibernation after we conceded those two quick goals. Sorry.) 

And while I was prepared to take pony at one point I'm now claiming an immunity idol after Lloydo and I endured the Brooklyn 'song' in the sheds. The only actual words I could make out were "Brooklyn bogans, Brooklyn bogans" and something that sounded strangely like 'tribal chant, tribal twats'. 

Maybe thats just mr happy talking again as the game was actually played in a pretty good spirit and there's no denying the better team won, even if some would argue the score was a little flattering for them. We were right in it at 0-1 at the break but the double punch inside the first five minutes of the restart did for us. The break was strangely scattered - lets get a good huddle on this week, collect and regroup to start strong second half.

Brooklyn's filthy language saw two of them booked for off the ball profanities. Just no place for that on the modern family friendly game. Especially as it clearly distracted the ref who somehow failed to book Paddy for bringing down my tackler (on must have been half way was it?) and the guy who did that 'from behind double raised foot scissor chop' on Kelland.

Speaking of whom, Kelland was my MOTM for energetic running and heaps of little moves to beat his man or create space when he received the ball. Rhune (sp? sorry!) also played really well at right back for half a hour shoring  up the fading defense and launching some threatening late on the day attacks with Paddy. Thanks fellas!

Personal highlight for me was watching Lloydo at full speed sprinting after a through ball with about 15 to go. He appeared to be outrunning his personal
sound barrier - leaning further and further backwards riding the bow wave which threatened to blow him backwards at any second. Keep it up boss.

Fantastic running to the end from Gus and Milky and we deserved our goal, if not a pen for that flop!

Their fourth goal (bouncing ball lob) was a direct result of me feeling very prone to another through ball and coming too far forward only to be caught in no mans land. One on ones from through balls seem so much more dangerous on a fast and true turf surface, making it harder to real guys in, and along the ground shooting is easier too with no boggles, so maybe worth thinking about defending deeper for both the line and the keeper on turf. Kelburn Park should slow things down a bit for us thus week though!

Lloydo for stallion for driving the family to Martinborough Sthen himself back for footie then back again. Apparently Briony was very understanding when he reminded her about football just as he left her in the 'rapa with four kids.

Bring on Petone. Great call from Aaron to recall our collective happy place, and tremendous discount liquor store find there from Heath.

Friday, April 22, 2016

Work life pony

There is, it seems, no place in the lofty heights of Capital 3 for the frivolity of a pink head band.

As an alternative punishment, I propose ponies must submit a photo of them in usual work attire, and a typical scene, appropriately accessorised.

And yes, this may affect pony nominations... Lloydo and Heath with the captains of industry, Rauru and Gus in front of a class of kids! DC advising Bill English on tax havens, Aaron beholding the Julian Dashper exhibit.. feel free to go full David Brent 100% dead pan..

Leading off with Pony Daycare

Sunday, April 17, 2016

Heard on the sidelines #132917


Paddy to Poppy: 'I see you have been raiding your father's wardrobe again.' I think he was referring to that cute little bunny onesie, but it works just as well for the headband - amirite Dan (how about you talk us through that shot 'on goal' and how it stacks up alongside other pony contenders)?

Perhaps next season we invest in a pink bunny onesie to be worn by the pony in warmups.

Good effort yesterday, tough result. Reckon we just shaded them in the first half, but clearly tired in the second. Bolstered midfield looked real solid, though the formation did make Carrick run all day long - a huge effort. Next week - if we had to chose a team to beat first it would be Brooklyn - lets do them.



Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Will the headband even fit?

After hearing of my 3-4 week concussion stand-down period, Graham decided to come to the rescue, working with Diego Costa's mask-maker to come up a protective head device, one that was in keeping with the umm, my character.


Nice work Graham.

Sunday, April 10, 2016

Week one pony vs Wairarapa

Tangihaere
  3 (25%)
Paddy
  7 (58%)
Dan
  2 (16%)


Votes so far: 12
Poll closed 

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Stapled

As a scorer of towering headed goals and king of back flicks to keeper its fair to say I'm out for a few weeks. 9 staples into 2 head wounds, potential ongoing concussion. And all I could think was, there goes ALL that pre season fitness. 2 weeks until the staples to come out, hopefully will be fine to play after that.

Good luck Stallies, I'll get to as many games as I can as a spectator.