Friday, July 12, 2013

Guess who's back, back again...


 Despite a full compliment of players for Monday Night Football, we'll see the return of........??

 This video is all the more relevant with a photo that I'll post next week. You'll see why...

Sound Familiar?

A comment on Joey Barton's blog asking how good Neymar is. If you are interested blog here (http://www.joeybarton.com/neymar-what-i-really-think/).

Answer: He's not as good as Barton.

But the best part of the blog is definitely this comment after everybody has gone on about how great he is:


KTsa 5 pts
Personally i think he is pony

Sunday, July 7, 2013

The Perfect Set of Results

Victoria University Stallions3 FINAL 0Miramar Rangers
Brooklyn Northern United Pilsner2 FINAL 3Victoria University Raiders
Marist Inter5 FINAL 0North Wellington Rebels
North Wellington Wolves4 FINAL 1Lower Hutt City Green Machine
Wainuiomata Undertakers4 FINAL 3Wellington Olympic

Nice win stallions - that scoreline suggests to me shit conditions but a solid effort, but an important 3 points considering that both Brooklyn & Olympic lost.

So does this make next Monday's game one of the most important we have played?

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Heard on the sidelines #4183, #4184 & 4185

Raiders midfield as Tangihaere steps up to deliver a goal kick: 'step back, he' s got a big punt', 'Yeah, I know' - cue Tangihaere to totally scuff the kick and it skids along to their striker.

Logan, after arguing with Corey: 'My dad's a referee!'.

'F**king Retard' - Raider's skipper yells at the goalie after Rauru's open goal.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Goodall doing himself proud.....



So I received an email from a certain balding, ex-Stallion midfield "dynamo" now resident on the Kapiti Coast.  It went something like this....

"In other news Goodall was playing in the game next to my one against our first team…. He saw me warming up nearby our first team and he thought I was playing for them so yelled out “Jesus they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel aren’t they?”

At some point in that game he was sent off and they lost 4-3… from the resulting penalty perhaps. So …
In the clubrooms he asked me not to pass on the fact he’d been red carded to the stallions. Of course it was my duty to, but upon trying to discovered that I have been removed as an administrator on the unistallions blog …the final insult!"

Made my day!!!!

Monday, July 1, 2013

Return of the blog posts



Some will say Aaron is just reinstating this after finally getting on the score sheet (you hear that Panda - yeah screw you and your stupid little pointy goal celebration), and they would at least partially be correct - but the real truth is after 4 of us were sitting around bullshitting after a great victory it was decided we got to pick up our off field/virtual activity again. With no match reports there is less general taking the piss, without the mvp points there is less discussion about who deserves recognition, without awarding the pony there is no pink head band, without all of this the legacy of this team stops - its damn good to be able to look back and see that in this corresponding game in 2008 (!) we first spotted Logan playing for the Raiders, and he got chopped good. It was also Tristin's first game for the Stallions, a sweeper we heard. This is our history!

So Rauru and I are going to try to reconstruct the last 4 games or so we haven't taken any stats from. But lets start by getting this game correctly accounted for, and a match report from the pony - which just so happens to be JOE!!!! Not only did he concede the pen, but more importantly broke Graham's clean sheet record. Personally I was gunning for Tangihaere, but that's mainly because he yells at me.

Pony: Joe - chop chop on the match report Joe (like what I did there?)
Stallion: Did we decide on a Stallion moment? Nominations? I would go for Lloyd finally getting his goal, calmly finishing off a beautiful 1-2.

Goals (help/correct me here):
1. Carrick (Aaron)
2. Carrick (Aaron)
3. Rauru (their crap keeper - or 'the f**king retard' as their captain yelled at him.
4. Lachlan (assist?)
5. Gerald (assist?)
6. Lloyd (Carrick)
7. Aaron (their shit defender?)

MVPs: Partial recall on this: Carrick, Aaron, Lloyd?

Rauru, any news on the Raiders facebook page?

Some good heard on the sidelines to come ...