A wikileaks exclusive - previously unseen texts following the Stallion's final game of 2015

Sat, 22 August 16:38
Anonymous 1: 'We're off to the Speight's Ale House. Tangihaere scored a hat trick and we lost 4-3!'

Anonymous 2: 'Bullshot'

Anonymous 2: 'Bullshit'

Sat, 22 August, 17:40
Anonymous 2: 'Still there?'

Anonymous 1: 'Seriously! All thru balls for one on ones. Nah, I had to go home as **** (name removed to protect the innocent) has gone out and I'd imagine that most of the guys wouldn't have hung around that long'.

Anonymous 2: 'Nah, I still ain't buying it. You are f**king with me'.

Anonymous 1: 'Haha. Case of boy who cried wolf eh. You'll just have to wait for the match report then. or text Gus. or anyone! Honest. He had a decent one on one that he missed too'.

And we are still waiting ...

Stallions Preseason/Fire up the blog

Going into gameweek 1, most Div 3 teams have played 5 preseasons, have run endless shuttles and have spent hours in front of a whiteboard devising tactics. But can they do this:

Complete with smart-arse commentary and heard on the sidelines #50-90, including a few goodies:

'A swing and a miss'

'Tangi got smashed'.

'That famous left foot'

'Yeah, kick him in the arse'

'This is no different from Tangi's usual Saturday morning'.

'Ha ha, he got kicked in the back of his head by his own team mate'

'Line him up, line him up, get him!'

'Dan hasn't touched the ball but he's killed 45 people'

And just like last season it ends up with Tangihaere rounding his marker and slotting a left footed goal. And Nick in a dress.

DC looking good - early favourite for player of the season.

Heard on the sidelines #8

Is this...no it can't be...this isn't Tangihaere is it?


"I was studying Ronaldo this morning. Watch for the scoop."
Walker, T. Ranger gets a little bit excited after watching his man-crush.

Heard on the Sidelines #3

Tangihaere (pregame): 'We've got the best defence in the league'.

Stallions Benny Hill Moment #34521

Nice header Panda. What's the bet Tangi yelled at him for being out of position ...

Where the f*ck is Tangihaere?

So where is the other Walker brother? You know the one that did all the actual organising and whatnot? A google search doesn’t return much (http://www.google.co.nz/search?hl=en&q=%22Tangihaere+Walker%22&btnG=Search&meta=) He’s not on facebook – or if he is he has NO friends http://www.facebook.com/friends/?id=685850706 And his email address is bouncing when you send to the Stallions group email

I found a few photos but that doesn’t help much.
And he seems to have changed codes anyway...

What is he up to? When is he back? Why does he not comment on the blog? Does he care about the Stallions anymore? These are all some of life’s unanswered questions that would make the world a better place once understood.