Lloyd shops for the new season

Lloyd stats:
Preseason games: 1
Bleeding from the head: 1

We have been here before right, from Carrick's last season's match report vs Brooklyn:
'Everyone put their bodies on the line. Lloyd also put his face in the way of an ambitious bicycle kick from Brooklyn's striker. Off to the blood bin, a bit of whiskey and water, and Lloyd was good to go again.'

Can't say he ain't committed. Bet he cried with that tetanus shot though.

Got nothing on this guy though:

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Or this naked dude:

Unistallions, bringing the blood face to Cap 5 in 2014.

Where's Patrick?

Despite the evidence suggested in this photograph, the manically-grinning, impish Patrick (front row, 4th from right) is not included in the new poll because he is a pillar of the community and there is no way he would stoop so low as to even consider such dastardly actions. Not because after an average debut season with the Stallions I totally forgot he was in the team ...

Notably absent from the photograph - recently poached Lloyd. Apart from the fear struck in the hearts of our opponents and the sweat lingering on the pink headband there is little evidence of his time in the Stallions. Good luck Lloyd, oh yes we will miss you ...

If only we could attract female viewers to this site. They could look at this photograph and vote for the hottest stallion. Of course the best contenders were broken down and feet up at home by this stage of the season ...