Sunday, April 27, 2014

2 from 2

Another good win yesterday Stallions, especially considering we all (well most of us) had to play the full 90!

Stallion: Paul - that great monster of a 1 on 1 save, no way that was getting through.
Pony: Heath follows up his half time comment that there were plenty of opportunities to head back to the keeper with a brilliant headed own goal. Look forward to the match report.

Oh yeah, and we are top of the table:

CURRENT LADDER

POSTEAMPWDLFAGDPTS
1Victoria University Stallions22008626
2Waterside Karori Boomers22005326
3Brooklyn Northern United Reserves21106244
4Victoria University Accies21016333
5Wellington Olympic21015323
6Naenae21015413
7Upper Hutt City201113-21
8Eastbourne100134-10
9Marist Skins 2G100115-40
10Petone Chicago200218-70

Friday, April 11, 2014

Stallions vs Accies

Little red Paul guards his line

Billed as the battle of the future vs the past, or alternatively 'we will give you a strip if you surrender the 6 points'

The picks of the archive related to Stallions vs Accies is Rauru's brilliantly titled post 'Screw You Accies'. The comments contain a very full match report by Pony Joe.

http://unistallions.blogspot.co.nz/2011/04/screw-you-accies.html

Then there is 'An Epic Victory'
http://unistallions.blogspot.co.nz/2011/07/epic-victory.html
This includes this comment from Robin: I think that assist for Paddy's first goal was Lloyd. I remember because as I was running back to half way, Graham held his hand out to high-five Lloyd and I high-fived Graham against his will. Is that wrong?

A fire up pre game message from a couple of season's ago with the great comment: 'Accies are dicks'
http://unistallions.blogspot.co.nz/2011/07/fire-up-for-accies.html

Thursday, April 10, 2014

There goes my Quenelle celebration

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/sport/9923544/Player-sent-off-over-monkey-noises

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Season opener - Stallions 4: Eastbourne 3


My first game in goal since the dim, distant tines of 2012 and I end up as Pony. Typical.

I'm not convinced there is huge shame in letting in 3 goals, but when all 3 are scored in pretty much the centre of the goal perhaps it's right to start asking questions.

Still, to begin at the beginning; the Stallions were forewarned that they were stepping up a grade by arriving in our usual piecemeal fashion to find an opposition already kitted up and going through some drills.  It was a gloriously warm afternoon.  Those of us with more years under our belts and still quietly rubbing our summer bellies (some bigger than others) were sure that their warm-up looked more strenuous than we were prepared to be once the game started.  Aaron confirmed the tone by ambling onto the pitch 30 seconds before kick-off, hoofing a ball towards the corner-flag and claiming "that's the warm-up done".

Perhaps unsurprisingly, Eastbourne started marginally the brighter of the teams, stringing some decent attacking moves together.  Some heroic, but unsung, keeping and last-ditch defending managed to keep them at bay for about the first 20 minutes.  Then they struck.  A piercing ball through the attacking left-hand channel set their striker clear - he fired a good low cross across the face of the goal.  Paddy, rather pathetically, failed to cover all three of the players they had queuing up for the tap in.

After that, Lloyd and Heath started to assert themselves in the middle of the park and the Stallions played themselves back into the game  A deserved equaliser arrived after some smart interplay between Lloyd and Bakkie allowed space for the cross to be delivered - Rauru rising majestically to head past an exposed keeper.  The second came from a promising looking Eastbourne attack.  Although Rauru seems hell-bent on denying his brother any credit, it was actually a trademark Tangihaere punt of a clearance that caused panic in the opposition defence and helped set young skyWalker on his way. A very cool run and finish into the bottom corner put the Stallions ahead.

Somewhere in there - in keeping with the free-flowing Stallions philosophy - an interchange between Tangi and Joe resulted in a rather optimistic high bouncing back pass.  As the ball spun wildly off the turf, I realised it was either let it hit my arm or watch it bounce into the net (a trick I was keeping up my sleeve for later).  The indirect free-kick that followed came to nothing.  The opinion that I should probably have been sent off for stopping a certain goal was put down to needless pedantry.

Second half started badly.  We felt really flat and Eastbourne capitalised.  Their strikers were given way too much room on the edge of our area and someone found the space to expertly curl a shot just inside the far post.  So fierce was the effort that my exclamation that it had "gone past me and into the goal" was cut off after the first word.  Momentum on their side, Eastbourne took the lead pretty soon afterwards with a simple header from a corner.  A nice header, but a combination of defenders and keeper maybe could have done better.

The Stallion moment arrived not long afterwards.  Another well weighted through ball found their striker clear on the left.  I came out and got their just after the him.  I didn't really see what happened but apparently the ball (after hitting me - yes, I'm claiming a save) crashed into the crossbar and back out to one of their players.  With the opportunity to pick his spot, a wonderful goal-line header from Tangi kept their lead to one.

After that, there was some handbags.  Poor Heath got bullied by a skinny 16 year old.  The instigator didn't quite get what he deserved - their explanation that "he's only young and small" doesn't really cut it.  If you're old enough to kick someone on the ground you're old enough to suffer the consequences.  Hopefully someone had words with him after.

Still, the whole thing worked to our advantage.  We got angry, they got flustered and it started to show.  Free-kicks were picked up in positions where we could capitalise on Paddy's excellent delivery and our superiority in the air.  First came a flick from Ra into the path of the tireless GI Joe who gleefully tucked it away.  Within moments, we got the lead we weren't to surrender - Lloyd bundling another free kick in with a combination of head, shoulders, knees and toes.

Another "testing" back pass from Joe caused momentary panic when my excellent control again may have resulted the ball hitting my arm.  This one was entirely accidental and the ref made the brave call to pretend he didn't see it.

Nice work Stallies.  A winning start to life in Capital 5 and some optimism for what prove to be a slightly sterner test next week against the whippersnappers of the Accies.


Sunday, April 6, 2014

The kids are alright


So experience smashes innocence again. A great win to start off the new season. I'll leave the match report to our pony, but perhaps leave you with a few Heard on the Sidelines:

After Joe had held the tango a little too long with his marker:
'Let go of him you dirty old man'.

To Paddy:
'C'mon, you are 28 years old'

Heath, after being told the age of the opponent he was smashing:
'How am I supposed to know he's only 16'.

A couple of drinks afterwards where the following awards were presented:

Stallion: Tangihaere - that clearance from the line - which unbelievably he tried to pass on to Tom who apparently had blocked the angle with such precision (by which time we all got bored of listening to Tangihaere).

Pony: Paul - I'm not exactly sure of this, but others thought it was hilarious - something about saying the ball was going wide and it sailed into the centre of goal.  Look forward to the match report, especially the reliving of Joe's back passes!

Did I get the assists right?


STALLION

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/wellington/9907310/Survivor-finds-his-voice

Always an inspiration Nick, its going to be great to run around a field with you again this season.

It was decided last night you still have the best Stallions goal celebration ever.

Was that the biggest photo on the front page of the paper ever?