Twinkle Toes Defensive Midfielder Scores

A little preseason banter + TAB odds

Heath:

too quiet.  Any banter for tomorrow?

Saw in the TAB window -

Uni Stallions odds for 1st injury

$1.01 Gerald (hamstring)
$1.02 Tangi (early season graze)
$99.00 Carrick (dislocated shoulder from goal celebration)

Paddy:

$1.03 team pride (for losing by 13+)
Gus:

2.50 Logan to come along to watch and end up playing.

7.00 Logan to receive a season ending injury. 

$15  for 0-1 goals in game 

$1.03  for 2-3 goals in game

$1.00 Warwick to get all stallions goals

Dan:

S. Davey: deft control and volley to score from 20 yards 

R. Walker: albatross, and theatrical 'oh ref!' 

T. Walker: "nice one!" 

G. Mann: charging rhino run followed by bellow at missed shot

P. Sawyer: cheeky free kick while keeper is arranging wall, not having asked for ten

Let the preseason begin (and end)

Tim: Well if there was a pony I'd get it for snotting an own goal better than their strikers and getting in trouble by offering up a facial for the twat that banged the ball on my head after I clattered into their number 4.

Now I know why people get called 'Old sods' (slow old dangerous). Ruined Gus's clean sheet too.