Stallions Preseason/Fire up the blog

Going into gameweek 1, most Div 3 teams have played 5 preseasons, have run endless shuttles and have spent hours in front of a whiteboard devising tactics. But can they do this:

Complete with smart-arse commentary and heard on the sidelines #50-90, including a few goodies:

'A swing and a miss'

'Tangi got smashed'.

'That famous left foot'

'Yeah, kick him in the arse'

'This is no different from Tangi's usual Saturday morning'.

'Ha ha, he got kicked in the back of his head by his own team mate'

'Line him up, line him up, get him!'

'Dan hasn't touched the ball but he's killed 45 people'

And just like last season it ends up with Tangihaere rounding his marker and slotting a left footed goal. And Nick in a dress.

DC looking good - early favourite for player of the season.

2015 Stats Archived Here

Pretty good season, yep, that's a pretty good season. Farewell and F**k you Div 4



Games Played:17
Won:11
Lost:5
Drawn: 1
Place on table:2
Next up: Wainui
Fights: 1
Goals for:45
Goals Against:36
GD: +11

Yellow Cards: Rauru (2), Heath, Paddy, Chris, Lloyd

Red Cards: Bakky, Thad
Goal Scorers: Milky (9), Carrick (7), Rauru (5), TANGIHAERE (3), Bakkie (3), Oggie (3), Hamish (2), Dan (2), Loric (2), Lloyd (2), Logan (2), Thad, Scott, Aaron, Gerald, Paddy, Nick, Heath, Chris
Assists: Paddy (5), Carrick (4), Rauru (4), Heath (2), Gerald (2), Milky(2), Dan (2), Bakky, Graham, Scott, Aaron, Lloyd, Paul, Nick, Logan
Current Stallion:Chris
Current Pony:
Injury table: Tim, Heath