Heard on the sidelines - the pre season

Corey: 'I'm like Ashley Cole, you can't dislodge me from left back'.

Closely followed by: 'this year the left back's role will be less roaming'.

Uni Stallions

Undefeated in Div 5!

Those F'Accies can rest easy again.

Contenders again!

Scoping the new opposition 1: Karori Boomers

Who cares, they are from Karori.

Good blog though - http://karoriboomers.blogspot.co.nz/

Let the banter ensue.

Let's Get A Set

Though might stop the skinned knees prevalent in early season, I wonder how the albatross flies with wings folded,and will the old stallion hack the legs tactic still work?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtSxMmcOlK8

Stallions: Unsubscribe

That's just pure cold Dan.

This team has a long tradition of dropouts clinging to past glories through the emails and blog: witness Mssers Hodges and Goodall. God, Hodges hasn't kicked a ball with us for years but is ever-present.

Nah, your approach is the right one. Enjoy those mountains.

The Stallions wish you all the best for your future endeavours (sung to Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na ...)

2011 Stats for the record

A good season ...

Stallions Stats 2011

Games Played: 18
Won: 9
Lost: 4
Drawn: 5
Place on table: 3rd
Next up: -
Fights: 0
Goals for: 32
Goals Against: 25
GD: +6
Goal Scorers: Paddy (6), Tristin (5), Rauru (5), Oggie (3), Dan (3), Logan (3), Aaron (2), Robin, Lloyd, Jason, Tom, Accie James,
Injury list:

Still got to laugh at the golden boot with 6!

Let 2012 begin

The Silver Bullet Peewee Div 5 cheerleaders - on loan to the Stallions 2012/2013

 Stallions rise another grade without winning a thing. How far can we go? Have we hit a ceiling?

Its going to be a big season. As Corey not surprisingly said within seconds of the announcement - Fark, there go rolling subs. Going to put some pressure on selection but especially fitness - thats about 6 stallions a game playing for the entire match. Better start running.

Some highlights from the Div 5 yellow fever forum last season:

'Biggest w**kers in Cap 5? Either Magpies or Stokes Valley' - we will show them.

And a classic - http://www.watersidekaroriafc.org.nz/show-report.asp?ID=358

Of course you can't trust the Magpies, biggest wankers in Div 5 until the Stallions showed up.

New feature - best & funnest predication for the season. Get them in now. End of season we can look back and see who gets closest.

The Opposition -With Last Year's Points Table

Naenae 18 10 4 4 46 22 34
Karori Boomers 18 8 3 7 29 35 27
Marist Town 18 7 2 9 41 39 23
Brooklyn Northern 18 6 3 9 35 48 21
Eastbourne 18 3 4 11 21 48 13
Wgtn United Arms 18 2 5 11 24 51 11
Upper Hutt RJ's 18 3 1 14 21 63 10