Sunday, August 28, 2011

It was the worst of times...

I've taken it upon myself to write this.  So far as I know everyone was too depressed come the final whistle to turn their minds to matters as trivial as Pony and Stallion.  But any keeper that concedes four is probably a fair nomination and, besides, I've somehow managed to avoid the honour so far this season...

Pre-match, the Stallions were quietly confident - we are good team on the turf and by all accounts the last thrashing by these guys was an aberration.  The game started largely as you'd expect, the teams feeling each other out.  North Wellington, with the wind at their back, perhaps shading it with some tidy passing, but our defense holding reasonably firm and restricting them to a couple of shots from distance or acute angles.  For our part, there was some nice movement and plenty of enthusiasm on display.

Suddenly, under pressure and with a distinct lack of helpful calling from his team-mates, Tangi found himself in a blind alley on defence, got robbed and a speculator from outside the box took a wicked deflection of Spencer's back and into the corner.  The game had changed. Our goal now resembled a shooting gallery.  NW were winning possession in their own half and flooding forward; swamping our midfield, forcing our back four into retreat and taking advantage of the space in front of them to launch long-range wind assisted efforts on goal.  That said, when the second goal did come it was as poxy as hell.  A shanked cross from the left wing looped over a rather red-faced keeper into the far corner.  The third wasn't far behind - one of those speculators paid off and snuck inside the left-had post.

All the while we weren't playing that badly when we did have the ball.  Time and time again the final ball was all that was lacking - just under or over-hit when someone was well placed.  The few final passes that did stick were capably dealt with by the opposition keeper or were thwarted by last-ditch tackles.

The defensive shambles of the first half was perhaps best summed up by an exchange that went something like:

Tangi:  Graham, tuck in, he can have the space out wide
Dan (30 seconds later):  Graham, you need to go out to your man - he's got too much space out there
Graham:  For f*ck sake you two, which is it!!

Stallions roared into the second half and had largely the better of it for no reward.  A lovely interchange down the right wing finished with Rauru playing a beautifully weighted square ball to a perfectly positioned Rob, who was denied by a stunning save by the NW keeper doing his best starfish impersonation.  A matter of minutes later Rob had another chance from a bouncing ball, only to see the ball crashing against the top of the upright - unfortunately the upright in question was the rugby one 10 meters behind the goal.  To my lasting shame we than conceded a 4th.  The NW striker turned sharply and let go a decent snap-shot, but no self-respecting keeper should be conceding at his near post from that sort of angle.  Then, although there was about 30 minutes left, the game seemed to peter out a bit.  We had by far the best of the territory and possession but couldn't make it count - some presentable chances came and went, but we never really threatened to get back into it.

So that was it  - they actually only scored one decent goal (the third one), but thoroughly deserved their victory.  We can at least pat ourselves on the back for not taking their number 5 apart limb by limb - admirable self-restraint was the winner on the night.  

With the Petone and Accies results going against us the promotion dream has died.  Still, to be in the hunt up until the second-last round in our first season in Div 6 is a massive achievement and not one that we should lose sight of amongst all the thoughts of what might have been.  

We should vote on MVP if it hasn't been done already.  For what it's worth, I would go:
3 - Rauru, who deserved the points for having the stones to abandon his mrs on her birthday to chase a Stallions promotion dream, but was also involved in some great link-up play and showed loads of energy.
2 - Tris, for having the foresight to dull the pain before the game even started.  I bet in hindsight he wishes he'd had a couple more drinks.
1 - Lachie, for being the only Stallion to have an error free game

Nothing to lose in the next game.  I'll get in early by begging for a run in the outfield.  My view is that two people who have never donned the gloves in their lives should be given a half each between the sticks.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Petone win

Unlucky lads, a great year none-the-less. Still hurts though
Uni Accies            5    North Wgtn Villa      1

North Wellington 4 Uni Stallions 0
Lower Hutt Sangham 0 Brooklyn Northern 0
Petone Chicago 3 Marist Inter 0
Miramar Rangers 3 Wainui Undertakers 3
                       P  W  D  L  GF  GA  Pts

Uni Accies 17 11 1 5 49 33 34
Petone Chicago 17 10 3 4 43 22 33
Uni Stallions 17 8 5 4 31 25 29
North Wellington 17 8 4 5 37 29 28
Brooklyn Northern 17 7 2 8 29 32 23
Lower Hutt Sangham 17 6 4 7 30 37 22
North Wgtn Villa 17 6 3 8 35 33 21
Miramar Rangers 16 5 4 7 43 49 19
Wainui Undertakers 17 5 1 11 26 45 16
Marist Inter 16 4 1 11 37 55 13

Friday, August 26, 2011

The Longest Trip in Cap 6

The longest away trip in capital six football saw the Stallions trundle over the hill to Wainuiomata. Looking to take all the points on offer and full of bristling possibilities, many a warm-up shot took a little dip in the chilly waters of the stream 50 ( or was it 100) metres behind the goal. However, I am assured that no balls were lost.

With 10 players available to pick from at 12:28, The Captain wasn’t troubled with starting line-up decisions thus Paul, Graham, Tangi, Jason, Spencer (or was it Mike), Logan, Aaron, Dan, Paddy, with Rauru and Tristan up front.

Despite huge Stallion pressure for the first 20 minutes very little came from it. Excellent movement off the ball allowed the midfield to dominate possession, send some probing crosses into the box and with the strikers, pepper the Wanui goal. That set the mood for the rest of the half with confidence spilling over into a nicely worked passing move resulting in a goal to the oldest member of the team, Tristan McLeary, 39 (at least that’s what Facebook tells me). The total domination in the first part of the half lead to some very relaxed defending down the left side by yours truly, allowing a Wanui player too much freedom to put an excellent cross in which may (or may not) have been partly cleared. However it got there, it landed nicely at the feet of the central midfielder who blasted it into the mid left corner of the net, possibly taking a slight deflection on the way.

With the scores tied Wanui gained much confidence although The Stallions did not back down from the challenge and continued to string together some excellent South American style passing. Tristan then scored a fantastic goal after some good work by the midfield: 2-1.

The second half started well for the Stallions, exerting pressure on Wanui. But, with the opposition pressing to get an equaliser another Stallion goal was always going to come and after a short pass into the 18 yard box, and a blistering run, Tristan found himself on the ball facing an advancing keeper. The first time shot sailed to the left of the keeper and rolled gently over the goal line much to the disappointment of a chasing Wanui defender. Tristan ‘hat trick hero’ McLeary brought his early in the season prediction to life. I quote “I seem to not score for a while then they come in twos and threes” (actually that is a paraphrase but it’s pretty close)

Wanui showed their skill seemingly able to pass out of their back third at will, with regularity. However, another brilliant defensive effort kept them at bay. Taking all three points was huge and sets us up nicely to end the season top two. Promotion, although not a certainty, is possible if we win all the remaining games and if the other title contenders falter.

Good to see Joe and Whanau on the sidelines supporting. Hopefully he will be able to return (ankles, hammies and knees strapped) for the next game.




Pony: Me, for excessive whinging after the ref allowed the Wanui player a presence in the 6 yard box during the penalty kick (which I countered masterfully by also being in the 6 yard box)

Ref: ”Do you want me to give the whistle to someone else?”
Me: “Yes”
Paddy: “Ignore him, he doesn’t know what he is talking about” (or words to that effect)

Stallion: Hairy “hat-trick hero” Mcleary from Titahi bay dairy

I can’t remember the points, and Aaron, shock- horror must be working and isn’t answering my text query. So perhaps someone could post them here somewhere.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Weird searches that have brought visitors to the blog

Aaron Ludlow - 151 times!

Tristin rugby McLeary - 46 times

Elephant wearing clothes - 4 times

Rhinoboy - 4 times

Fantasy Island Season 2 - 1 visit

Im so cool ice cubes are jealous demotivational - 1 time

Kneed your balls - 1 visit

Stallion balls - 5 visit

Titanic 4 online - 1 visit

Treasure chest made out of bread box - 1 visit

Wrap for dislocated shoulder - 3 visits


Monday, August 22, 2011

Fortress Te Whaea 7.40pm Friday night against Nth Wellington!!

Fantasy Football

The Marist WAGs have nothing on this lot

Email I sent to the Fantasy boys...

Thought I'd start up a bit of banter to get things going. I see that a few posts are on the fantasy website but I never read them so thought I'd start some up here.

Week 1 and Aaron was where he usually is, top of the table. Week 2 and where is he? Looking, looking, looking.......oh there he is. All the way down in 5th with a grand total of 16 points for week 2. 16!!!!! His bench scored 11 points more than the rest of his team!! Aaron must be gutted. He's still got Rooney as captain to play but then so does Nick (not captain though - he has Torres. Pfft. He's shit unless he's in a red shirt), and I.

The bridesmaids are where we always are in 2nd, but only 1 point off first and still have Rooney, my captain, and Nani still to play vs Nani and Smalling for Oliver (who I haven't added to this as don't have email) who is in first.

Speaking of Oli, what's up with choosing a defender as your captain and a goalkeeper as your VC? Talk about a lack of faith your boys further up the field. Park the bus much?

Coming in at 3rd is Goodall with 'energy247nz'. I think 247 is where Nick came last season in the Stallions league, hence the name of the team. With his captain of Torres and VC of Bosingwa anyone would think that he supported the blue quarter of London rather than the red half of Manchester. I guess he rates Tottenham higher than West Brom as far as opposition goes, although the EPL table at the end of the year will tell him that he shouldn't have. Yep, you heard it here first - WB will finish above Tot in the league.

Paul, with 'Team Winning', is...well...not winning. I guess they didn't get the memo. With Paul being new to this (to our conference, maybe not the league) he is doing well to be above Aaron. But then with a round of 16 points if you're not doing better than Aaron you should really give up now. Being a Pool fan through and through he's making selections with a combination of head and heart choosing Suarez (captain), Reina (VC), and Downing all in his team. While choosing Reina as VC against Arsenal might seem like an odd choice, it was almost a stroke of genius. If Suarez hadn't come on the field, his captain would have been Reina so he would have picked up another 7 points. His first sub also got 11 points, so Suarez basically cost him 8 points and a place on top of the ladder.

Unfortunately for 'Team Coming4th' they have no more players playing this week so are more than likely going to be overtaken by Aaron (3 points with a sub coming in + double whatever Rooney gets), and maybe even Dan if Nani, de Dea and Cleaverly pick up points (+ 2 points for sub coming in).

Dan let his Arsenal bias get in the way by picking van Persie as captain (he should have scored after Arsharvin pushed over one of the Liverpool defenders and was put in front with only Reina in front of him) but 24 points with 3 players to play and a sub coming in isn't too bad. Better than the cr@p he put out last season anyway.

People who aren't any better than they were last season are Jason and Logan who only play this game so that other people don't feel bad about coming last. Logan will spout his crap about not caring anymore, having a family, moving house etc etc as to why he's so $hit, and Jason will try hard but inevitably fail. Jason's 'Stallion Reserves' obviously has fond memories of old as he also was foolish enough to pick Torres as captain. Jason, no respecting Liverpool fan should ever pick Torres for anything, fantasy or not, ever again. He sucks. The expression "You lose form, not talent" has been adapted to add "unless your name is Fernando Torres". Why any fantasy manager would pick any striker from Chelsea is beyond me as there is no way of knowing if they are going to play. And don't make them captain cause there is a good chance that if they do play they'll get pulled early (Torres was 2 min short of picking up another point), or if they don't start they might get 10 min at the end. It's just going to cost you.

Logan in last place has an awful spread of players with 3 from City, 3 from Fulham and 2 from Chelsea (both strikers and his C and VC - Gus, see note above) amongst a smattering of other crap players from crap teams. He also has two goal keepers, neither of who played on the weekend. If he hasn't already, I suggest he gives up now.

The only other player that isn't in there is Lachlan although he said his team is going pretty badly. He can't manage to get into the league cause he says his code doesn't work, so if his team is as inept as he seems to be then Logan might have to find another wooden spoon to feed his family with.

So that's an early round up of Fantasy. It was fun looking at all your team and laughing at how useless they are. Even more fun sharing with you all.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Heard on the sidelines # 25251

In the clubrooms ...

Rauru: 'The last few days I've been feeling like I'm having a heart attack.'

Dan: 'Well have another beer and more fast food then'

Ah the good old days.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

We all want to play, but ...

Check out this description of the conditions for a midweek match at Wakefield Park this week (from the YF forum):


'The hardy Tawa Grizzlies and North Wellington Vindaloos fronted up tonight in the worst conditions I have ever, ever played in.  Just before kick-off lighting flashed and thunder roared around the ground and the type of hail that leaves nail marks on your legs was lashed in on the bitterest southerly Mother Nature could muster. The game was played amidst snow flurries and the continuation of a southerly gale. The Met Service estimated the temperature at minus 5 when they factored in wind chill.'

Yep,  a cancellation this weekend might not be he worst thing in the world.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Fantasy Double Up

Think I have got most of this, the only thing I'm aware I've missed is the assist for Jason's goal vs Miramar - I guess we were all looking too hard at Jason's victory jig to see who made that final pass.

Some alterations - I realise that I haven't penalised the yellow cards - well, I have now. Funny, especially in Gus's case vs Lower Hutt where with a missed pen and a yellow he slips into a negative score. At the other extreme so good to see Tristin back to full flight yesterday, resulting in the largest individual fantasy haul of the season.

Again, I'm prone to making errors so if I've missed anything/screwed anything up let me know.


Miramar
Paul 2 (+60), 1 (+3 saves), -1 (conceding 2 goals) 2
Jason 2 (+60), 6 (defender goal) -1 (conceding 2 goals),  1 bp 8
Tangihaere 2 (+60), -1 (conceding 2 goals) 1
Graham 2 (+60), -1 (conceding 2 goals) 1
Spencer 2 (+60), -1 (conceding 2 goals) 1
Mike 2 (+60), -1 (conceding 2 goals) 1
Aaron 2 (+60), 3 (1 assist) 5
Lloyd 2 (+60), 5 (mf goal) 7
Dan 2 (+60) 2
Robin 2 (+60) 2
Logan 2 (+60), 4 (goal), 3 bps 9
Rauru 2 (+60), 3 (1 assist), 2bps, -1 (yellow card) 6
Paddy 1 (-60) 1
Wainui
Paul 2 (+60), 1 (+ 3 saves) -1 (conceding 2 goals) 2
Jason 2 (+60), -1 (conceding 2 goals) 1
Tangihaere 2 (+60), -1 (conceding 2 goals), 1 bp 2
Graham 2 (+60), -1 (conceding 2 goals) 1
Spencer 2 (+60), -1 (conceding 2 goals) 1
Mike 1 (-60) 1
Aaron 2 (+60) 2
Dan 2 (+60) 2
Logan 2 (+60), 3 (assist) 5
Rauru 2 (+60) 2
Paddy 2 (+60), 6 (2 assists), 2bps 10
Tristin 2 (+60), 12 (3 goals), 3 bps 17   

Wainui Undertakers, I salute you

This is brilliant. Good guys, a couple of decent battles this season. Check out those conditions! And the Karori Magpies in a supporting role.  We need one of these videos. Where's that footage Lachlan took (actually it was against Petone when we got all colours of shit kicked out of us - so perhaps delete that one)

Perhaps we need something to commemorate this huge season: KP curse broken, 1st win vs Accies, Div 6 Champions ...



Saturday, August 13, 2011

Accies stumble

CAPITAL 6:
Uni Accies            1    North Wellington      3
North Wgtn Villa      5    Marist Inter          2
Wainui Undertakers    2    Uni Stallions         3
Petone Chicago        2    Brooklyn Northern     0
Miramar Rangers      __    Lower Hutt Sangham   __No Result as at 6:05pm
                       P  W  D  L  GF  GA  Pts
Uni Accies            16 10  1  5  44  32  31
Petone Chicago        16  9  3  4  40  22  30
Uni Stallions         16  8  5  3  31  21  29
North Wellington      16  7  4  5  33  29  25
Brooklyn Northern     16  7  1  8  29  32  22
North Wgtn Villa      16  6  3  7  34  28  21
Lower Hutt Sangham    15  6  3  6  29  33  21
Miramar Rangers       14  4  3  7  36  45  15
Wainui Undertakers    16  5  0 11  23  42  15
Marist Inter          15  4  1 10  37  52  13

Miramar no push overs

Last minute pony report..

Not since JFK rallied the American spirit to beat the evil empire into space. Not since Brad Pitt rallied his forces with "immortality. Take it, it's yours!" Not since, oh, f*ck it: inspirational rev up from Tangi mid week, heavy dose of luck when down 0-1 yours truly conceded a pen and Thommo blazed wide, but season best from Rauru up front and a marauding Gus saw us deserved if a touch fortunate 3-1 winners.

Highlights: Graham's 35 yard rocket just missing, and clearing showing that the three foul throws, two shanked passes and one leaping-leprechaun nothing but air header were simply aberrations. Jason leaping ahead of Lloydo and onto the scoring sheet, then Lloyd catching up. Another superb reflex save from DC. Aarons composed rampage up the right to set up the clincher. Great defensive marshaling from Tangi. 

Lucky charms: Harriet and Ben Brooks on the sideline. A little less easy on the eye than Marist Inter's WAGs the week before though... God knows how the sideline fauna at Wainui will look.. 

PS. I spotted Thommo in our building midweek, and caught his eye with a wee nod and grin. He shifted a little and looked away. Ask Baggio. A missed pen can ruin a man. Told the lads. Nick asked if he was a pen pusher? Paddy said avoid him on the stairs in case he falls over.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Fantasy Catchup

Sorry a combination of being out of town all last week and the film festival have halted the posting of Fantasy points. But here are points vs Marist (well, from what I can remember - tell me if I'm wrong anywhere.
 
Paul 2 (+60), 1 (+3 saves), 6 (cleansheet) 9
Tangihaere 2 (+60), 6 (cleansheet), 2 bps 10
Spencer 2 (+60), 6 (cleansheet) 8
Jason 2 (+60), 6 (cleansheet), 3 bps 11
Mike 2 (+60), 6 (cleansheet) 8
Corey 2 (+60), 6 (cleansheet) 8
Aaron 2 (+60), 2 ( MF cleansheet) 4
Lloyd 2 (+60), 2 ( MF cleansheet) 4
Paddy 2 (+60) 2
Dan 2 (+60), 2 ( MF cleansheet) 4
Robin 2 (+60), 2 ( mf cleansheet) 4
Logan 2 (+60), 6 (cleansheet) 8
Rauru 2 (+60), 1 bp 3
Tristin 2 (+60) 2


Leaderboard:
Paddy 82
Paul 68
Tangihaere 65
Dan 57
Logan (courtesy of a sneaky cleansheet!) 52

Fun Fact: Tangihaere is 3rd on the leaderboard but has a mammoth 15 bonus points, easily more than anyone else.

Talking about Fantasy, welcome Paul to the Stallions Fantasy EPL League - last week for any of the rest of you top join in the carnage.

Fantasy points vs Miramar to come later in the week.

Gratitude

Thanks to numbers 16, 7, 1, 11 and 3 for turning their shirts in the right way.

On that note, turning shirts in the right way should be mandatory for whoever wore 3 as it was still soaked with sweat at 7 on Tuesday evening (at least it wasn't Saturday morning) when I put them in the wash. (the rest were dry. Yeeeeeeeuuuuuurch!

Same old Stokes Valley

Ah, the good old days playing the Killer Bees and Nth Wgtn Varsity.

Don't think Corey was the ref, although he wasn't playing for us...

Question though, how, if the ref is from one of the teams, is he able to send people off?

To Wainui!

As we bask in the glory of a great weekend result, let's not forget the closeness of the league. We
are playing 12:30 in Wainui this weekend, not a game to be taken lightly people!

A big effort is still required to take us to the top of the league.

With only three games left at the most only three wins can put us in the driving seat to promotion!

So no surfing, rock climbing, watching daughter's games or any other distractions.

ALL HANDS ON DECK!

Monday, August 8, 2011

Heard on the sidelines #34512

Sorry Dan, don't want to take away from your match report, but before I forget:

Spencer after his shocking tackle: 'What, I was the last line of defence. That was a goal saver'.


Saturday, August 6, 2011

Results are in

And Petone won, damnit:
CAPITAL 6:
Lower Hutt Sangham    2    North Wellington      1
Brooklyn Northern    __    Uni Accies           __ NO RESULT BY 6PM
Uni Stallions         3    Miramar Rangers       1
Marist Inter          3    Wainui Undertakers    0
North Wgtn Villa      2    Petone Chicago        3
                       P  W  D  L  GF  GA  Pts
Uni Accies            14  9  1  4  41  29  28
Petone Chicago        15  8  3  4  38  22  27
Uni Stallions         15  7  5  3  28  19  26
Lower Hutt Sangham    15  7  3  5  30  32  24
Brooklyn Northern     14  7  1  6  29  28  22
North Wellington      15  5  4  6  29  29  19
North Wgtn Villa      15  5  3  7  29  26  18
Miramar Rangers       14  4  3  7  36  45  15
Wainui Undertakers    15  5  0 10  21  39  15
Marist Inter          14  4  1  9  35  47  13
 
Good effort today, good come back after going doing by 1.
 
Some good stuff today: dissent, some Ben, Jason and Lloyd breaking their ducks.
Won't take away too much from the Pony's match report. 
Pony= Dan, pushing the dude over in the box.
Stallion= Psul, epic save.
Decided would do votes for mvp points, get them in before Wed.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Getting lucky - what does it take to score?

So, home stretch, another crucial game coming up playing the 2nd best attack but 3rd worst defence in the league. The Stallions on the other hand have the best defence but the 2nd worst attack.


Granted the last 2 weeks have been on fields not conducive to playing total football, but we still need to score goals. Its been suggested that we should take the field out of play and go route 1. Definitely an option but we've had chances in both the last 2 games to score off crosses and still no result. Couple of things I think we should try to change - and no it has nothing to do with formations!



With the pressure to win I think we've lost one of the things that epitomised the best play of the Stallions - patience. Long range shots, first time passes that aren't on, not looking to pass or receive ball at feet (in midfield), are all examples of lack of patience. Lack of patience also means we become less accurate - shots off target, passes not going where intended, losing the ball in tackles, etc. Bring back patience!


The next thing is create more space. It was noticable against Marist that we were doing a lot of short passes. I think because the ground is so rough we've been playing closer to each other because of the fear that the ball will do a crazy bounce and not go where intended. I remember an occassion in the 2nd half where two players on the edge of the opposition box were passing to each other to try and find space to shoot. The problem was they were too close together so the same defender could shut both of them down. This happened all over the field - we need to keep providing the option to pass but make the run 2 or 3 metres further away. That extra space will give us time.

Last is the increased movement (and penetration). This really relates to strikers and wide midfielders. The image shows passing options (in black) and off the ball movement (in red). In the last few games forward players have tended to run towards the ball carrier to try and receive the ball - movement is important but a run towards the ball carrier condenses the field (see striker run 1). If the striker makes that run, and the cm make their run it results in 4 players being in a very small part of the field. It doesn't stretch the play and makes it easy for the oppo defence.


Run 2 creates more space & gets the ball further forward (movement & penetration). A wide midfielder looking to receive the pass down the line (black dashed line) does the same thing.


These are all things we have done during the season but as the pressure has gone on for results and the grounds have got dodgy we lost some of it. Let's bring it this weekend - patience, space and smart penetrative movement.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Time to break that Kelburn Park curse ...

... or to be canceled and/or transfered.

CAPITAL 6:
Lower Hutt Sangham __ North Wellington __ Fraser 1 (2.30);
Brooklyn Northern __ Uni Accies __ Happy Valley 1 (2.30);
Uni Stallions __ Miramar Rangers __ Kelburn (12.30);
Marist Inter __ Wainui Undertakers __ Miramar 3 (12.30);
North Wgtn Villa __ Petone Chicago __ Raroa (2.30);

On paper we have the easiest match of the top 3 - catchup time.